Losing my mind!

Last week I lost my health care card.  I hunted high and low for it.  I applied for a new one.  The new one is in the mail but yesterday I found my old one!  So I got all my papers ready to get them certified to be true so we can mail them in.  BUT.  I lost my birth certificate!!  I JUST had it last week, it hasn't left my house.  I've torn my house apart looking for it.  I've even looked in the garbage.  I've looked in between every piece of paper it may have gotten stuck between.  I can not find it.  It is so frustrating to be so close to completing the next step only to have lost yet another thing I need!